Dear base cabba, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There prob'ly was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, ♥♥♥♥ it, what's been up, man? How's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her? I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some ♥♥♥♥♥ who didn't want him
I know you prob'ly hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground ♥♥♥♥ that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man
I like the ♥♥♥♥ you did with Rawkus too, that ♥♥♥♥ was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan

YOU'RE SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOOD AT FINAL FANTASY XIV

hey, sorry ive been trying to find you since our last session on FFXIV. I just wanted to say youre defiantly worth the $90. I feel like a new man since then. Ive been trying to message you on there to see if we could RP again but youre not answering. Even managed to get your discord as well. I get it tho, i probably didnt please you as much as you pleased me. Im sorry, all im asking for is to experience you one more time. I think youre very good at what you do, and im willing to pay double if thats what it takes. Anyways, i hope you have a great rest of your day queen. Hopefully ill be hearing from you soon.

xoxo

Wowza!

Certified Gooner pro fr

lol get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ for playing the slowest anyone ever has