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One night ten days ago, a little boy named Billy Donger was walking home alone. Doritos Locos Tacos then drove up next to him, pulled him into his car, and he was never seen again. Turns out Doritos' real name is Dear David. If you know any informtion on the whereabouts of Dear David or Billy Donger please contact the local police at 6969-retade-nour. But don't let that distract you from the fact that in 1998, the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
This child is SEVERELY autistic.
Do not make loud noises near him.
Do not shine bright lights near him.
Do not look him directly in the eye.
Do not touch him or any of his toys.
Doing any of the above may set him off on an autistic rampage that could endanger the lives of