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gambling if it was epic

its fun and creepy

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weezer wallpaper

What's with these homies dissing my girl?
Why do they gotta front?
What did we ever do to these guys
That made them so violent?
Woo-hoo
But you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo
And I know you're mine
Woo-hoo
(And that's for all time)
Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care about that
Don't you ever fear, I'm always near
I know that you need help
Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit
You need a guardian
Woo-hoo
And you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo
And I know you're mine
Woo-hoo
(And that's for all time)
Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care about that
I don't care about that
Bang, bang, a knock on the door
Another big bang and you're down on the floor
Oh no! What do we do?
Don't look now, but I lost my shoe
I can't run, and I can't kick
What's the matter babe, are you feeling sick?
What's the matter, what's the matter, what's the matter you?
What's the matter babe, are you feeling blue?
(And that's for all time)
(And that's for all time)
Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care about that
I don't care about that
I don't care about that
I don't care about that

uhhhh my brain hurts

i would finish this game if i owned a controller

hey, the 3ds one was really good

dinosaur

[whatever my steam username is at the time of you reading this]
Professor Gaben (owner of steam for those who dont know)
how to be an epic gamer 101
Tuesday, august 9, 2022


This simple title changed my life drastically. The absolute masterpiece that is "b" is a once-in a lifetime experience. I have never had a feeling better in my life than playing it for the first time. I still vividly recall my memory of trying this for the first time, it taking place on a summer Wednesday morning. I was on a voice chat with a new friend of mine, and we were enjoying a peaceful day of Fishing Simulator when they prompted me to check out this game. Describing it slightly in veign, trying to make the joke that "it's the best game ever!" This, however, is an incorrect statement. the part where they were joking was a distasteful tone of voice, as b is truly the best game of all time.

Do you know how it feels to experience this game for the first time? It's like a drug, except the following times you open this game and bask in it's glory it's consistently amazing. I was gaping in awe upon my first inspection. The piano music, the hyper-realistic Day-Night cycle, the breathtaking sunsets and rises. Taking a dip in the lake left me feeling euphoric, and flying throughout the rest of the gorgeous meadow made it only better. I imagined the whole rest of my life, sapping from this absolutely pristine landscape.

Looking back on this experience, i must concur that any time on this exquisite Spiel is likely one of the most important parts of modern history. I hope from the depths of my heart that some day, an archaeologist will find a computer with this game in the library, just to get the feeling of this era.

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Ahem
satirical review aside, i feel that this game has potential to be done a bit more. it's not the worst looking, but i think collision should be fixed. not the real best game ever, but it may as well be on it's way.

why is this game like 150 gigabytes, oh well, it has dinosaurs. Who needs empty storage when you can ride dinosaurs in a 3d game that turns my potato computer into a pizza oven, after all?

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