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Personal Achievements
 

Spring Fresh

Clean any map adequately
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 1:23pm

Employee of the Month

Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 3:07pm

You're Fired!

Get fired!
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2019 @ 5:26pm

Blood Soaked

Spill 100 dirty buckets
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2019 @ 9:16pm

Blaze of Glory

Incinerate 2000 items
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 1:04pm

Bloody Hell!

Mop up 10,000 splats
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2019 @ 12:56pm

Who's for Dinner?

Get eaten
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 7:38pm

Top Brass

Pick up 800 casings
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2019 @ 9:21pm

Taking Out the Trash

Pick up 1000 pieces of trash
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2019 @ 11:37am

Pedestrian

Track over 20,000 footprints
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2019 @ 8:55am

Janicide

Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 7:41pm

Need a Hand?

Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2019 @ 8:24pm

Bins? Limbs!

Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2019 @ 11:47am

First Aid

Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2019 @ 7:12pm

The Nose Knows

Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2019 @ 10:15pm

Chew on This!

Throw 100 items into sand traps
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2019 @ 5:15pm

Disintegrator

Fry 500 items with the plasma welder
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2019 @ 12:01pm

The Mops Of Wrath

Complete Athena's Wrath Level
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2019 @ 7:05pm

Anti-Virus

Complete Caduceus Level
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2019 @ 7:17pm

Ice-Cold Cleana

Complete Cryogenesis Level
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2019 @ 10:19pm

Sandblasted

Complete Unearthly Excavation Level
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2019 @ 7:12pm

Pine Fresh

Complete Hydroponic Hell Level
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2019 @ 12:19pm

Surgical Sweeper

Complete Evil Science Level
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2019 @ 11:03am

Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning

Complete Paintenance Level
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2019 @ 9:30pm

Operation Brownwash

Complete Waste Disposal Level
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2019 @ 9:16pm

Refined

Complete Unrefinery Level
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2019 @ 12:28pm

One Mop To Rule Them All

Complete All major Official Levels
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2019 @ 11:54am

Pass The Torch

Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2019 @ 8:00pm

Louis and Clean

Complete Gravity Drive Level
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2019 @ 1:34pm

Big Banger Burnout

Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2019 @ 12:37pm

Clean Freak

Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2019 @ 8:50pm

Identity Theft

Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 1:23pm

Brushed Steel

Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2019 @ 2:26pm

Bushwhacked

Complete Overgrowth Level
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2019 @ 3:17pm

Lost in Space and Time

Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2019 @ 12:43pm

Back From Whence It Came

Destroy the Bad Banger
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2019 @ 12:35pm

Not Quite a Lumberjack

Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2020 @ 9:45pm

Cleanliness is Godliness

Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2019 @ 8:28am

Christmas Crisis Corrected

Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2019 @ 8:28am

Sanitized Earth

Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2019 @ 11:18am

Bloody Incompetent

Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2019 @ 10:54am

St. Nick's Boomstick

Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2019 @ 8:28am

The Red Nose Knows

Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2019 @ 8:28am

Rooks Kept

Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2019 @ 11:16am

Ballistic Weaponry

Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2019 @ 9:06am

Thunder Candle

Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2019 @ 10:51am

Head Hunter

Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2019 @ 9:06am

Santa Hats Must Die!

Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2019 @ 11:30am

Tower of Babel

Build a stack of 10 stools
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2019 @ 10:51am

The Day the Funk Died

Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2019 @ 10:43am

Cold Storage

Complete Frostbite Level
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2019 @ 8:50pm

Biomassive Breakdown

Complete Incubation Emergency Level
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2019 @ 5:15pm

Sanitary Supremacy

Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2019 @ 8:41pm

Swept Under The Carpet

Complete Uprinsing Level
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2019 @ 12:32pm

Crystal Clear

Complete Core Sample Level
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2019 @ 2:44pm

Pest Control

Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2019 @ 11:54am

Bleach and Clear

Complete Penumbra Level
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2019 @ 12:23pm

Blood in the Water

Go for a swim with Sharks
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2019 @ 11:42am



Ubermensch

Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare
0 / 1

Employee of the Year

Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards
4 / 12

Bring the Thunder

Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on
0 / 1

Master of the Beats

Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game
0 / 1

Plague Bearer

Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something
0 / 1

Head Hunter

Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office
2 / 5

Bob's Legacy

Find Bob
0 / 1

"Red Keycard"

Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room
0 / 1

Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe

Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office
2 / 13

Eggregious

Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office
2 / 3

Wicked Unliving

Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office
0 / 4

Thursday the 12th

Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office
0 / 2

Bad Dreams on Helm Street

Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office
0 / 1

Harroween

Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office
0 / 2

The Shimmering

Collect the axe and return it to your office
0 / 1

Never Put It On

Collect the ring and return it to your office
0 / 1

House of Honor

Clean the entire House of Horror level
0 / 1

Mr. Two Million Dollars

Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office
1,875,000 / 2,000,000

Audacious Oddities

Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office
0 / 10

Lair Care

Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level
0 / 1

Teeth for Tunes

Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark
0 / 1

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank

Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy
26 / 500

Double-Oh Dumbass

Foolishly activate the Death Ray
0 / 1

Locked In

Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong
0 / 1

Death From Above

Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon
0 / 1

Cat-astrophe

Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats!
0 / 1

Orbital Bang-bardment

Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon
0 / 1