Plus ,ca change, plus c'est la m^eme chose.
[The more things change, the more they remain the same.]
-- Alphonse Karr, "Les Gu^epes"
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TV Announcer:
The following is a public service announcement: Excessive
alcohol consumption can cause liver damage and cancer of the
rectum.

Homer: Mmm ... beer.

So It's Come To This: A Simpsons Clip Show
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Jeez. No beer ... no opera dogs ...

-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Genius
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Gnagloot, n.:
A person who leaves all his ski passes on his jacket just to
impress people.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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'Tell me, sir Samuel, do you know the phrase "Quis custodiet isos custodes?"? (...) It means "Who guards the guards themselves?" (...) Who watches the Watch?'
(Feet of Clay)
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Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
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Accept people for what they are -- completely unacceptable.
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