Playtime past 2 weeks:
0h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 5:50am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 6:28am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 11:47am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 4:20am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 4:34am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 5:57am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 6:03am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 4:43am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 5:37am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 7:43am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 3:36am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 4:11am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 5:29am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 6:04am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 8:27am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 11:17am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 10:53am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 11:44am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 11:55am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 10:16am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 10:48am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 6:09am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2023 @ 6:41am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 5:07am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 8:12am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 8:51am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 6:16am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 11:49am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2023 @ 6:23am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 3:29am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 9:21am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 11:30am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 3:53am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 2:53pm