Peter: 💛 [slurring, 🍆 drunk] 🐊 This 💄 comedian 📒 sucks. 🐛 He 🎫 couldn't 💗 make 🐳 me 📕 laugh 🥒 even 🚕 if 🥗 I 🚗 was 🚘 laughin' 👳 my 🐝 ass 👾 off 🌋 and 💚 he 🌽 was 🌳 the 💙 one 🐠 makin' 📘 me ⛳ do 🏓 it. 😺 Come 👽 on, 📀 skinny, 🎈 make 🍧 me ⚡ laugh! 🐛 Lois: 👔 Peter, 🌸 that's 💃 a 🥒 microphone 🎽 stand. 🎁 Peter: 🌏 Oh, 👃 well, 🎍 excuse 👹 me 🍆 for 🎄 thinkin' 🥞 that 🎈 a 💎 microphone 🚗 stand 👑 in 📗 a 🍇 comedy 😺 club 🔋 should 🍖 tell 🎫 a 🐊 joke 🌽 or 🐠 two. 🕺 I 🚙 guess 💃 I'm 👑 just 🏓 old-fashioned 🐟 that 🚙 way.

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