Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
ㅤ* A policeman stops a woman and asks for her licence. "Madam", he says, "It says here that you should be wearing glasses." "Well", replies the woman, "I have contacts." "Listen, love", says the copper, "I don't care who you know; You're nicked!"
ㅤ* A dollar saved is a dime earned. The rest is taxes.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!

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