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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Låst op: 24. okt. 2021 kl. 8:33

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Låst op: 24. okt. 2021 kl. 9:34

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Låst op: 24. okt. 2021 kl. 9:11

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Låst op: 25. okt. 2021 kl. 4:02

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Låst op: 24. okt. 2021 kl. 8:55

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Låst op: 30. okt. 2021 kl. 9:12

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Låst op: 24. okt. 2021 kl. 9:20

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Låst op: 24. okt. 2021 kl. 10:57

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Låst op: 25. okt. 2021 kl. 3:40

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Låst op: 26. okt. 2021 kl. 5:42

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Låst op: 27. okt. 2021 kl. 2:54

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Låst op: 2. nov. 2021 kl. 2:23

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Låst op: 12. nov. 2021 kl. 12:35

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Låst op: 30. okt. 2021 kl. 8:07

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Låst op: 25. okt. 2021 kl. 4:03

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Låst op: 27. okt. 2021 kl. 5:06

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Låst op: 29. okt. 2021 kl. 5:27

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Låst op: 25. okt. 2021 kl. 6:22

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Låst op: 27. okt. 2021 kl. 3:42

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Låst op: 29. okt. 2021 kl. 6:07

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Låst op: 27. okt. 2021 kl. 5:52

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Låst op: 27. okt. 2021 kl. 1:48

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Låst op: 24. okt. 2021 kl. 8:48

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Låst op: 27. okt. 2021 kl. 6:02

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Låst op: 25. okt. 2021 kl. 8:38

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Låst op: 24. okt. 2021 kl. 9:47

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Låst op: 27. okt. 2021 kl. 6:36

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Låst op: 25. okt. 2021 kl. 3:55

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Låst op: 25. okt. 2021 kl. 3:27

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Låst op: 27. okt. 2021 kl. 5:29

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Låst op: 27. okt. 2021 kl. 2:40

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Låst op: 26. okt. 2021 kl. 5:46

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Låst op: 2. nov. 2021 kl. 2:26

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Låst op: 13. nov. 2021 kl. 9:41

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Låst op: 14. nov. 2021 kl. 6:46

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Låst op: 24. okt. 2021 kl. 8:59

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Låst op: 24. okt. 2021 kl. 9:11

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Låst op: 27. okt. 2021 kl. 6:26

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Låst op: 24. okt. 2021 kl. 8:35

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Låst op: 27. okt. 2021 kl. 4:11

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Låst op: 2. nov. 2021 kl. 1:44

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Låst op: 27. okt. 2021 kl. 2:19

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Låst op: 27. okt. 2021 kl. 3:27

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Låst op: 14. nov. 2021 kl. 6:13

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Låst op: 24. okt. 2021 kl. 8:49

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Låst op: 24. okt. 2021 kl. 9:35

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Låst op: 25. okt. 2021 kl. 5:55

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Låst op: 24. okt. 2021 kl. 8:30

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Låst op: 24. okt. 2021 kl. 8:52

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Låst op: 25. okt. 2021 kl. 2:48

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Låst op: 24. okt. 2021 kl. 9:23

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Låst op: 27. okt. 2021 kl. 1:49

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Låst op: 27. okt. 2021 kl. 4:20

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Låst op: 27. okt. 2021 kl. 5:44

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Låst op: 26. okt. 2021 kl. 12:18

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Låst op: 26. okt. 2021 kl. 5:57

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Låst op: 29. okt. 2021 kl. 4:59

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Låst op: 24. okt. 2021 kl. 9:19

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Låst op: 27. okt. 2021 kl. 2:09

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Låst op: 29. okt. 2021 kl. 5:56

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Låst op: 27. okt. 2021 kl. 4:19

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Låst op: 27. okt. 2021 kl. 5:35

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Låst op: 27. okt. 2021 kl. 3:26

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Låst op: 19. nov. 2021 kl. 2:19

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Låst op: 12. nov. 2021 kl. 12:38

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Låst op: 2. dec. 2021 kl. 8:27

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Låst op: 3. dec. 2021 kl. 8:14

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Låst op: 4. dec. 2021 kl. 10:13

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Låst op: 5. dec. 2021 kl. 4:47

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Låst op: 5. dec. 2021 kl. 6:47

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Låst op: 2. dec. 2021 kl. 8:18

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Låst op: 5. dec. 2021 kl. 4:15

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Låst op: 3. dec. 2021 kl. 8:03

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Låst op: 4. dec. 2021 kl. 4:43

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Låst op: 4. dec. 2021 kl. 4:55

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Låst op: 4. dec. 2021 kl. 12:34

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Låst op: 4. dec. 2021 kl. 10:17

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Låst op: 4. dec. 2021 kl. 12:12

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Låst op: 4. dec. 2021 kl. 11:12

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Låst op: 4. dec. 2021 kl. 5:04

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Låst op: 4. dec. 2021 kl. 4:30

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Låst op: 27. okt. 2021 kl. 3:04

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Låst op: 29. okt. 2021 kl. 6:18



40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)