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Lois: Hi Tina. Welcome to our home. Can I get you a washcloth to wipe the dried blood from under your nose?
😶
Great minds run in great circles.
😴
Another day, another dollar.
-- Vincent J. Fuller, defense lawyer for John Hinckley,
upon Hinckley's acquittal for shooting President Ronald
Reagan.
😘
I will not say that women have no character; rather, they have a new
one every day.
-- Heine
🤑
There is something in the pang of change
More than the heart can bear,
Unhappiness remembering happiness.
-- Euripides
😲
I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a
toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane
😩
YOW!! I'm in a very clever and adorable INSANE ASYLUM!!
😱
Vulcans do not approve of violence.
-- Spock, "Journey to Babel", stardate 3842.4
🙄
hay!
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