💥🎆 F🅰️PPY NEW YEAR🎇🎊🎉 you twenty-twenty-WH0RE‼️👯😈😘 2023 was Long and Hard 🍆✊😏 Lets reCUNT what happened 🤔💭
The eCOCKnomy 🤑🍆 💸 got really INFLATED (kinky)… 😳🎈📈😼
Elongated Muskrat 👨🏻💰🤡 bought Titter 🐥📲 and renamed it XXX 😳🤤👀
a SUBmersble ⬇️🙇‍♂️ tried to see the TITanic 👀🤤🍈🍈🚢 and EXPLODED 😩💥💦
Boobie 👱🏻‍♀️💅💖 and Oppenhymen 💣🤯🍑 DOMINATED 😈⛓️ the box office 🎟️🎥
Taylick Swallow 🎤🙋🏼‍♀️ had the Eroticas Tour 🏟️😱 and released 1969 (Taylick’s Vag!na) 🤯😍😫

Donald Trump 🤢👴🏻 got inDICKted 🚨👮‍♂️🍆 for messing with ✊😈 the ERECTION…. 🍆⬆️🤤
But now DICKcember 🍆⛄️❄️🎅 is OVER‼️ its time ⏰ 2 commit 👊 some Auld Lang SIN‼️ 🎼😈👹😜🤑 Get out the Party P🅾️ppers ❣️😼🎉 cuz at the stroke 🍆✊😩 of twelve o’C🅾️CK: 🌚🕰 BALLS ⚪️⚫️✨ are gonna DROP ⬇️🤸‍♂️😏 cham♥♥♥♥♥ 🍾🍑 is gonna POP 💥🔥😫 and CUMfetti 🍆🎊🎉 is gonna RAIN 💦💦🤤😋🎉🎊 If u send this 💌 to 2️⃣4️⃣ beloved New Year Hoes 🥰👯😉 Daddy New Year 👨🏻😻😘👨‍👦will give u his special Fireworks Show 😳😜🍆💥🎇🎆😁😋😁😋😁😋 But if u DONT…. 😰 Ur gonna get a Happy New YEAST INFECTION 🤢🍄🍑🤮👎

🎵On the first day of Chrizzmas, my pookie gave to me a toilet so skibidi🎵

🎵On the second day of Chrizzmas, my pookie gave to me two skull emojis and a toilet so skibidi🎵

🎵On the third day of Chrizzmas, my pookie gave to me three fanum taxes, two skull emojis, and a toilet so skibidi🎵

🎵On the forth day of Chrizzmas, my pookie gave to me four YouTube Shorts, three fanum taxes, two skull emojis, and a toilet so skibidi🎵

🎵On the fifth day of Chrizzmas, my pookie gave to me Five Nights at Freddy’s….. four YouTube Shorts, three fanum taxes, two skull emojis, and a toilet so skibidi🎵

🎵On the sixth day of Chrizzmas, my pookie gave to me six Ohio sigmas, Five Nights at Freddy’s….. four YouTube Shorts, three fanum taxes, two skull emojis, and a toilet so skibidi🎵

🎵On the seventh day of Chrizzmas, my pookie gave to me a level seven gyatt, six Ohio sigmas, Five Nights at Freddy’s….. four YouTube Shorts, three fanum taxes, two skull emojis, and a toilet so skibidi🎵

🎵On the eighth day of Chrizzmas, my pookie gave to me eight griddies griddying, a level seven gyatt, six Ohio sigmas, Five Nights at Freddy’s….. four YouTube Shorts, three fanum taxes, two skull emojis, and a toilet so skibidi🎵

🎵On the ninth day of Chrizzmas, my pookie gave to me nine hours edging, eight griddies griddying, a level seven gyatt, six Ohio sigmas, Five Nights at Freddy’s….. four YouTube Shorts, three fanum taxes, two skull emojis, and a toilet so skibidi🎵

🎵On the tenth day of Chrizzmas, my pookie gave to me ten Grimace shakes, nine hours edging, eight griddies griddying, a level seven gyatt, six Ohio sigmas, Five Nights at Freddy’s….. four YouTube Shorts, three fanum taxes, two skull emojis, and a toilet so skibidi🎵

🎵On the eleventh day of Chrizzmas, my pookie gave to me eleven rizzlers rizzing, ten Grimace shakes, nine hours edging, eight griddies griddying, a level seven gyatt, six Ohio Sigmas, Five Nights at Freddy’s….. four YouTube Shorts, three fanum taxes, two skull emojis, and a toilet so skibidi🎵

🎵On the twelfth day of Chrizzmas, my pookie gave to me twelve Fortnite matches, eleven rizzlers rizzing, ten Grimace shakes, nine hours edging, eight griddies griddying, a level seven gyatt, six Ohio sigmas, Five Nights at Freddy’s….. four YouTube Shorts, three fanum taxes, two skull emojis, and a toilet so skibidi🎵