A violent man will die a violent death.
-- Lao Tsu
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Work smarter, not harder, and be careful of your speling.
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Stealing?! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that
guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's-his-name?

-- Homer Simpson
Marge Be Not Proud
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Q: What is printed on the bottom of beer bottles in Minnesota?
A: Open other end.
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You need more time; and you probably always will.
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The Tao doesn't take sides;
it gives birth to both wins and losses.
The Guru doesn't take sides;
she welcomes both hackers and lusers.

The Tao is like a stack:
the data changes but not the structure.
the more you use it, the deeper it becomes;
the more you talk of it, the less you understand.

Hold on to the root.
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I think... I think it's in my basement... Let me go upstairs and check.
-- Escher
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WAG KANG MAG LARO NANG BARBIE LOL BADING

BOBO AKO