You are a taxi driver. Your cab is yellow and black, and has been in
use for only seven years. One of its windshield wipers is broken, and
the carburetor needs adjusting. The tank holds 20 gallons, but at the
moment is only three-quarters full. How old is the taxi driver?"
😲
"Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos was lightning, he'd be the
sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and
shouting 'All gods are bastards'."
-- Rincewind discussing Twoflower
(Terry Pratchett, The Colour of Magic)
🤤
You think Oedipus had a problem -- Adam was Eve's mother.
😩
Needs are a function of what other people have.
🙄
'There's something not right about this,' said Rincewind.
'What's that?' said the parrot.
'Everything.'
(Eric)
🤑
The entire CHINESE WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL TEAM all share ONE personality --
and have since BIRTH!!
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