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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 9:22pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 11:10pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 4:05am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 2:03am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 6:11am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 2:14am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 6:50am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:06am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 3:30am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 5:24am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 1:25am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 3:30am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 11:47am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 12:23am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 12:23am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 12:23am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 9:23pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 1:58am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 1:58am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 4:26am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 12:30am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 1:52am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 1:53am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 2:28am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 2:52am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 2:28am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 2:35am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 4:10am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 11:07pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:11am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 5:29am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 11:07pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:14am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 11:07pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 2:00am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 11:47am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:54am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 7:18am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 12:09am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 12:13am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 12:05pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 1:53am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 12:39am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 11:06pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 8:01pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 10:07am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 12:23am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:53am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 12:04am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 2:03am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 12:27am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 12:29am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 4:26am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 10:01pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 8:30pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 8:07pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 3:04am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 4:26am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:12am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:54am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 7:18am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 12:01am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 12:01am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:14am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:14am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:53am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 12:04am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:14am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 2:48am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 2:52am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 1:48am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 4:51am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 4:29pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 4:50am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:47pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 2:45am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 4:03am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 7:42am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 12:42am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 1:19am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 2:26am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 3:28am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 3:29am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 4:15am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 7:16am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:12am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:54am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:55am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:55am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 3:08am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:13am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:13am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:14am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 12:23am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 12:23am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 2:57am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:21pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 12:33am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 5:35am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:55am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 2:48am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 9:17pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 6:11am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 12:53am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:55am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 7:17am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 12:44am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 6:11am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:11am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 1:55am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 12:03am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 6:30pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 12:18am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:21am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 9:04pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 10:14pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 12:05am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 2:21am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 3:24am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 4:31am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 3:42am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 7:14am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 7:18am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 5:11am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 12:23am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 4:29pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 1:23am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 3:29am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 9:08am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 2:48am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 7:17am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 12:02am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 12:02am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:13am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:13am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:13am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 8:26am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 3:33am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 3:33am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 3:59am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 12:11am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 12:11am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 4:16am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:35am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 8:02pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 11:02pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 5:03am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 8:04am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 2:20am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 2:13am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 4:07am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 6:52pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 11:15pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 12:14am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 3:32am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 3:04am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 4:30pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 4:10am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 8:55pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:12am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 3:04am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 12:02am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:13am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:13am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:13am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 8:26am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 10:09pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 10:12pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 6:29am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 6:29am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 7:14am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2022 @ 1:55am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 1:30am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 12:02am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 4:58pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 6:18am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:01am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 8:30am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:21pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 9:58pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 3:46am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 9:52pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:13am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 8:26am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 10:09pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 10:09pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 4:09am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 3:46am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 5:23pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 2:58am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 3:00am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 4:22am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 9:32am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 7:18am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 4:25am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 7:36am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 9:32am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 2:31am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 2:59am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 3:24am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 3:26am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 4:53am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:45pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 4:36pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:43pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 4:35pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 4:36pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 9:08am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:06am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 6:47am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 8:33pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 7:16am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 12:08am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 8:26am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:26pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 6:14am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 10:45pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 3:00am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 4:23am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 7:36am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 5:32am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 2:08am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:12am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 4:24am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 10:09pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 3:33am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 3:33am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 4:09am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 7:26am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 5:23pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 2:58am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 3:36am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 3:39am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 7:26am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 5:30pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 2:58am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 2:58am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 3:24am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 3:47am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 1:03am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 7:14am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 9:32am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 3:01am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 6:38am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 7:56pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 3:49am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 4:37pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 7:43pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 10:57pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 3:56am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 11:34pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 1:28am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 6:00am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 4:08am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 5:34am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 11:55am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 6:56am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 6:50am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 4:46pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 7:36am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 11:02pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 11:07pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 3:08am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 3:27am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:06pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:06pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:06pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 5:35am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 3:50pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 10:56pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 12:20am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 8:30am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 7:36am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 10:45pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 2:59am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:06pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 1:11am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 2:56pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 4:36am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 8:04am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 6:00am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2024 @ 2:01pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 2:58am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 2:58am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 11:23pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 1:07am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 6:52pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 1:07am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 8:28am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 2:21am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 3:00am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 3:53am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 1:59am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 11:55am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 1:01am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:35am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 1:32pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2024 @ 2:01pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 4:48am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 1:11am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 10:43am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 9:25pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 4:34pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:32am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 11:25am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 11:55am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:32am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 7:47pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 1:08am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 12:11am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 2:58am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 1:27am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 2:58am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 3:05am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 3:24am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 3:36am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 10:22pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 3:29am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 2:56pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 1:01am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 5:36pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 1:48am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 3:07am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 3:44am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:43pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 12:40am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 12:40am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 1:01am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 1:01am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 4:55am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 5:30pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 7:33pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 12:19am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:01am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 6:14am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 3:22am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 5:34am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 1:11am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:12am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 12:42am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2024 @ 2:01pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 10:46pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 8:55pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 10:43am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 1:56am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 10:33pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 11:10am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:22pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2022 @ 6:19pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 9:25pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 4:58pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 6:30pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 3:43am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:35pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 4:51am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 4:15pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 3:04am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 6:18am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 5:13am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 11:55am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 5:35pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 1:57am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 9:08am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 9:04am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2024 @ 2:00pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2023 @ 11:05pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 11:08pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 4:08am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 1:43pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:42am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 1:02am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 4:55am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 5:33pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 3:35am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 3:29am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 4:23am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 3:43am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 11:55am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 1:42am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 11:27pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 11:25am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 12:33am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 1:54am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 1:40am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 3:36am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 1:55am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 1:57am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 1:57am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 1:57am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 1:57am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 1:57am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 1:57am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 1:57am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 1:57am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 6:56am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 11:25am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 1:55am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 1:55am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 1:57am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 9:09am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 1:54am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 1:54am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 1:54am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 1:54am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 4:44pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:57am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 4:55am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 4:55am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 5:33pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 11:06pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2024 @ 11:07pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 1:54am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:48am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 3:43pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2024 @ 9:43am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
+12

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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked