-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meet him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his B-enis push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that:)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on discord we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

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They ain't belivein us, god did

Legends say that in the heart of a village lived a boy named Wiktor. He was no ordinary lad, for his voice possessed a peculiar quality – it squeaked like a rusty hinge whenever he spoke.

From the earliest age, Wiktor would often wander into the depths of the forest, his high-pitched voice echoing through the trees as he called out to the creatures of the wild.

One fateful day, as the village faced a dire threat from a fearsome beast that prowled the outskirts, Wiktor volunteered to confront the creature. With nothing but courage in his heart and determination in his squeaky voice, he ventured into the dark woods where the beast dwelled.

For days, the villagers waited anxiously, fearing the worst for their beloved Wiktor. But just as hope began to wane, a triumphant cry pierced the air. It was Wiktor, emerging from the shadows. He had faced the beast and triumphed, using not force, but compassion and understanding to tame the creature.

300 g rugbrød
4 dl hvidtøl
2 tsk brun farin
1 tsk kanel
1 nip salt
TIlbehør
15 mandler
1 spsk honning
200 g bær, friske
1 dl piskefløde


Fremgangsmåde
Læg smuldret rugbrød, hvidtøl, kanel, brun farin og salt i blød i en gryde i ca. 15 minutter eller natten over.

Tænd for gryden ved middelvarme og rør rundt, mens grøden varmes op.

Pisk imens en luftig flødeskum.

Hak mandlerne groft og rist dem i honning på en pande til de karameliseres let. Tag dem af varmen.

Skru op for øllebrød i gryden og rør til konsistensen er perfekt.

Server i skåle, top med flødeskum, friske bær og honningristede mandler.