Jake McSwaggson
Im Härze i   Graubunden, Switzerland
 
 
Currently im Urlaub auf Keta, um die Schmerzen zu lindern







Sadly, common sense is not that common







The one thing that's holding humanity back are humans


















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TLDR: free palestine
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General

▹Name: Spencer

▹From: Switzerland

▹Languages: (Swiss-)German, English, some Norwegian and maybe a little bit French

▹Outlaw in at least 48 countries (my language is outlawed in Bavaria)

▹Currently playing: Dead by Daylight🤡, Red Dead Redemption 2 and multiple Pokémon games
(platinum, BD and black 2 at the moment)

▹Professional player for BEAMCROSSERS E-Sports (still failing flashlight safes cause i suck)

▹If i'm playing really badly i'm probably high af so forgive me for my slow reactions and dumb plays

▹Music: Enjoying basically everything but mostly listening to metal. Favorite genres: deathcore, metalcore, ndH, deathmetal and Slam
Favorite bands: Cattle Decapitation, Lorna Shore, Bring Me The Horizon, Linkin Park, Måneskin, Korn (pretty basic, i know i know, guess i'm just a poser)

▹Music saves lives.

▹Eurovision 2021 is the only thing that keeps me alive (også den nye dronningen ja kuningas )
(strong believer in Kateryna (and also Andreas) supremacy)

*The goat has entered the chat* Honestly i f𝗎cking love Will

▹suck a d𝗂ck, heretic :3

This darkness is baiting me down the road to my own death

▹If we are born to die and we all die to live, then what's the point of living life if it just contradicts?

▹There is nothing but darkness in my head. And I am afraid of the dark

I'm going to hell. Oh well. Who's comin with me?

▹I'm not Jesus. I will not forgive...

▹To err is human, to forgive divine

I wouldn't be angry if you just f𝗎cking cried

▹Everybody's on drugs

▹My heart is just too dark to care

▹God is making fun of me. He's laughing up there, I can see

There's something inside me that feels like breathing in sulfur

▹You say the ocean's rising; like I give a sh𝗶t. You say the whole world's ending; honey, it already did

▹Time heals all wounds, because time means death

▹I feel all numb now, is that a feeling?

▹I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger

▹I never thought that "maybe I had a jetski" could be the saddest thing ever said, but here we are...

▹Dead inside

Dead by Daylight

▹I'm trying to have fun [en.m.wikipedia.org] in this game. It's hard but possible. I was a survivor main once but there are many angry nurses* on highrank and they don't like fun. So i'm playing 80% survivor and 20% killer now (so still surv main lol)
* Nurse mains be like: "I'm the fun police, wee woo wee woo, f𝗎ck your solo queue"

▹Completely annoying killers: Spirit, Clown, Deathslinger, Pyramide Head, Hag, Knight, Trickster, Nemesis "dying because of RNG" T-Type, Chess Merchant

▹Completely annoying survivors: Yun-Jin, Mikaela "only boon" Reid, Jane without iron will, Blendette

▹Completely annoying perks: Urban evasion(are you re𝗍arded?), Pop goes the gamefun, Unbreakable, Self care, Call of Boredom, Bamboozle, Dead hard, Eruption, SH: Pain Resonance, Deadlock, every single boon

▹Favorite perks: Destortion, Enduring, Whispers, Iron will (R.I.P.), Counterforce, A Nurse's calling, Quick&Quiet, Barbecue&Chilli, Hope, Detective's hunch, Wake up, Balanced Landing, Plot Twst

▹Favorite maps: Every non-dlc map and Father Campbell's Chapel

▹Least favorite maps: Every dlc map. Especially the most enjoyable Garden, RPD, Midwich, Lérys and Yamaokas

▹The fairest things in dbd: Mother-Daughter Ring, Omega blink, Black Incense, Keys, Adrenaline Vial, (old) Haddonfun, 47382918437 pallets on the game and Ormond, Trials that are sponsored by NordVPN :)

▹R.I.P. my 368 never used syringes

▹Average oak enjoyer

▹You have to complain about something? Did I play badly? Do you think you got tunneled or camped? ⇨ I'm sorry

Killer

▹Don't let my hours irritate you, I am hot garbage at killer

▹I'm probably just doing dailys, tome challenges or achivements so be nice or walk away

▹I'm always gonna respect the 4% if i can be sure you got them

▹If i'm playing pig and you boop the snoot, you'll get hatch <3

▹There's a pretty high chance of you getting tunneled if you're asking for it. Don't turn around and blame it on me when you play like a ♥♥♥♥ or just throw yourself in my way

▹I try to play fair as a killer and not to tunnel nor camp. I'm not a good killer but i try my best. Pig/Demo main. Huntress in practice

Survivor

▹Most of the time, i'm not a toxic survivor and try to make the game fun for everyone

▹Honestly just vibing. You decide how we play. Aint tryharding unless you are

▹I'm only gonna infinite if you're tunneling or camping. Or if you're a spirit. Spirit deserves nothing else than that

▹Waste shack pallet and your life means nothing to me

▹If you're on a hook and you're lifting your arms up and down, i'm not gonna care about you because you're telling me the killer is camping

▹If you're a pokos nurse i'm gonna be more than happy to ruin your game

▹ Jake's (zubHOWDY) [gyazo.com] my favorite. Second mains are Vittorio, Nea, Ace, Quentin and Meg [i.imgur.com]

Pokémon

▹Spent nearly 20500 hours of my life with this. And i think that's not enough

▹Favorite game: Pokémon Platinum

▹Best. Music. Ever.

▹Still have nightmares of Cynthias garchomp

▹I'm just playing casual but try me on platinum

▹Favorites: Zoroark, Decidueye, Darkrai, Gallade and Lucario
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Bird 29 ก.ย. 2024 @ 7: 23am 
-rep sold me fent
Bird 29 ก.ย. 2024 @ 7: 23am 
+rep good surv
Sex By Dead 27 ส.ค. 2024 @ 4: 33am 
+rep good surv :)
Finja 3 ส.ค. 2024 @ 4: 12pm 
-rep schon traurig, wenn man im 2v8 tunnelt...
Cheeper97 3 ส.ค. 2024 @ 3: 13pm 
Finja Junge, was bist'n jetzt so?
FortniteKiddie1988_ 28 ก.ค. 2024 @ 10: 35am 
-rep ♥♥♥♥♥ cant win without sucking the balls from his mate ♥♥♥ loser in normal match get good