How the hell did i get here

Penises are so cute omg (//•/w/• /)/ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you (/w) or when they perk up and look at you like “ owo nya? :3c” hehe~penis-kun is happy to see me!! ( ^ ワ ^ ) and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but they're rlly shy so u have to work hard!!! (@•´⹋´•@) but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and they're blushing and all like “uwaaa~!” (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟhehehe penis-kun is so adorable o͡͡͡╮⁞ ^ ▃ ^ ⁞╭o͡͡͡