When all else fails, pour a pint of Guinness in the gas tank, advance
the spark 20 degrees, cry "God Save the Queen!", and pull the starter knob.
-- MG "Series MGA" Workshop Manual
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I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to
make it shorter.
-- Blaise Pascal
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If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
-- George Ade, "Forty Modern Fables"
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It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is
lightly greased.
-- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"
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Fry: Words. Nothing but sweet, sweet words that turn into bitter orange
wax in my ears.
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* Joey should not write changelog entries at 5:30am
<Joey> * DFSC Free cgi library
<Joey> What's that? DFSC?
<jim> Debian Free Software mroooooCows
-- Seen on #Debian
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
-- Cervantes
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