I'd imagine that smile every time I take a dump. That smile... on the sh1tter... It'd give me purpose, direction... even the motivation to try harder to push out a good log. You said you wanted to know what I'm thinking. lets out a chuckle I'm not even 1% kidding about that. Every. Time. I'm sitting on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I'm gonna be thinking about you and your damned pretty, beautiful, sweet-as-sugar face. I'll think of that smile every time I drop a bomb in the toilet. A smile that's gonna make me want to push the dookie out harder. I'm gonna look at that happy expression and feel so happy myself that I'm gonna squeeze out a few extra nuggets. Oh, you think I'm disgusting? Get this: every time I look at a tissue to wipe my ass, I'm gonna think about you touching it and touching me. I'm gonna think of you, your arms all over the toilet tissue. Your fingers. Your hands. Your skin. Touching my ass. Cleaning my ass.

I love you more than words, poet or song could describe. You are my eternal flame, and I am yours. My passion and love for you knows no end. To be within your presence is Honorable, and I thank you for choosing me. My life before you was a shadow of my existence, a means to an end until I found the love of my life - you. With you, I'm no longer blue. I promise you my eternal love, my time, and anything that pleases you. Because without you, I'm nothing. With you, I feel like a god, like I could achieve and do anything. You are my light on my darkest days, my muse when I feel hopeless. You are everything I ever dreamed of, the man in my mind I had never thought to have. But here you are, I am yours, and you are mine. Our future is bright, so take my hand. Let's enjoy this flight.

not very good at the good guy.

Hey man I'm getting really sick of when ever I ask to 1v1 you or play DBD with you, you just flirt with me and ask to suck my ♥♥♥♥ because it's bigger than yours, can we just have a normal game of DBD or some thing man?

-rep wont eat the ass

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