Recent reviews by Copter-bob90210

Almost unplayable. Bugs under my skin. AI are completely braindead and janky, you get pit manoeuvred almost every race. You need a Garmin to navigate the terrible UI. They removed useful features that help you calibrate force feedback settings. Its as if some corpo came in with all these brilliant ideas about "how we're going to mOdErNiZe the game", fixing issues that don't exist, breaking functional features in the process, all so they can justify their own self-importance through unnecessary changes. Oh yeah and no classic cars. The game is a steaming pile of trash. Dont buy it, dont buy it on sale, dont even play it if they pay you. I paid 12$ and I feel ripped off. They know they can barely give this overflowing trash bag away for free, cause it went on sale for 50% off in the first week. EA, I sincerely hope you go bankrupt to reintroduce some competition into sports titles - go fork yourself.

After purchase I turned all my settings private. I feared the public shame. But I am here today to tell all you shame-filled wankers and monkey spankers I feel no shame in this game; I only feel. Because that's how good the story is. Its like the OC meets Blue Mountain State meets Van Wilder. You will laugh, you will cry, you will relive your first crush, you will get nostalgic for college shenanigans, you will feel like a teenager again - the fountain of youth has arrived fellas. Do yourself a favour, kick that porn addiction to the curb and become a ♥♥♥ instead. This is the simulated intimacy you've been searching for.

yes buy it.