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(Review of Corpse Worshipper Simulator 2011, by Lorgar Aurelian (or whichever username I have))

This third person shooter is actually quite quality. In it you play as a Smurf Servant of the False Emperor and fight Orks and a really stinky man and his friends with enormous chainsaw swords, axes, and guns which you would normally fit on vehicles. There's lots of glorious bloodshed and what that insufferable oaf Creed calls "TACTICAL GENIUS" , leading to a good mix of "BEAT THE EVERLOVING ♥♥♥♥♥ OUT OF EVERYTHING" and a challenge around figuring out how to take out big clumps of enemies. I haven't tried the multiplayer as of this review, but it could be worth a shot.

Plenty of weapons, screaming followers of the Dark Gods, challenge, fun, and generally a lot of smashing.

I would recommend it despite its blasphemous themes of the Codex Astartes, if you so wish to discover the lives of the Smurfs. It's worth it when it's on sale, but probably not at regular full price. I'd say skip the DLC too entirely.

Now I must return to Sicarus (the planet, not the ego preening imbecile) and... do nothing. Hopefully you have found this helpful and don't succumb to the whims of the False Emperor.

This game is legitimately addicting and engaging despite some RNG (it's a double edged sword of fun and bullsh*t but fun) and balance issues. Seriously I've wasted like two days of winter break playing this and I'm still hooked.


send help I think I'll be here forever