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ㅤ* I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."
ㅤ* Waiter: And how did you find your steak sir?
Customer: I just flipped a chip over, and there it was!
ㅤ* It's okay to let your mind go blank; but please turn off the sound.
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