: ╠═══╣Lets build a ladder╠═══╣

: ╠═══╣Lets build a ladder╠═══╣

: ╠═══╣Lets build a ladder╠═══╣

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter strik" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil and i am global elite 2. pls no copy pasterio my story

i will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eat your firstborn

:(

I still can't get over the one time I encountered a Harry Potter fanfic with Harry, Ron, and Draco where the author was utterly clueless about anatomy, resulting in truly ABSURD sizes, even accounting for the possibility of confusing centimeters and inches, to the point where if you tried to work it all out based on lines like one of them being "twice as big" as another, and the smallest being "only" twelve inches...

Basically, doing the math, according to this author, Harry Potter had a four-foot-long ♥♥♥♥. Dear God, I wish I could remember where I saw it, it was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious.