Install Steam
login
|
language
简体中文 (Simplified Chinese)
繁體中文 (Traditional Chinese)
日本語 (Japanese)
한국어 (Korean)
ไทย (Thai)
Български (Bulgarian)
Čeština (Czech)
Dansk (Danish)
Deutsch (German)
Español - España (Spanish - Spain)
Español - Latinoamérica (Spanish - Latin America)
Ελληνικά (Greek)
Français (French)
Italiano (Italian)
Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
Magyar (Hungarian)
Nederlands (Dutch)
Norsk (Norwegian)
Polski (Polish)
Português (Portuguese - Portugal)
Português - Brasil (Portuguese - Brazil)
Română (Romanian)
Русский (Russian)
Suomi (Finnish)
Svenska (Swedish)
Türkçe (Turkish)
Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
Українська (Ukrainian)
Report a translation problem
🙂
April 1
This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three
hundred and sixty-four.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
😲
Option Paralysis:
The tendency, when given unlimited choices, to make none.
-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
Culture"
😵
Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit.
-- Proverbs, 26:5
😩
[Chris and Meg are fighting over who should have the remote to the TV, and Chris steals Meg's hat and puts it in his pants]
Brian: Hey, aah... You two better settle down... Aah... Chris give Meg her hat...
Chris: I don't have to listin to you! You're a dog! You don't have a soul!
Brian: Ow!
😚
If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads.
-- Anatole France
😶