poo poo butt hole

lol your description is not accurate, I'll tell how life really works:
1. slide out of a vagina
2. probably cry
3. get ur belly button cord cut off
4. after ur born stay in the hospital for a period a time.
5. get in a car
6. go home
7. cry some more
skip a couple years
8. walk around
9. fall over
10. cry
11. eat
12. take a power nap
13. wake up
14. do so random ♥♥♥♥ like suck on small things, (ur peen xd) chew on things, etc.
skip a couple years
15. go to school
16. "learn" things
17. do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and think ur cool
18. go home
19. eat
20. catch a cold
21. get sick
22. stay home from school
23. puke
24. get better
25. go back to school
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school
school
school
school
school
school
school
school
school
school
school
school
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26. get old
27. get very sick
28. die

welp, thats a average life for someone living in a 1st world country. I clearly left out some aspects of life like become gay, (you) ♥♥♥♥ james charles, (also you) and gas the jews. (also also you)