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Corollary:
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In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror,
murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michaelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci
and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had
five hundred years of democracy and peace -- and what did they produce?
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-- Orson Welles, "The Third Man"
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Any stone in your boot always migrates against the pressure gradient to
exactly the point of most pressure.
-- Milt Barber
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