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sinning, it merely prevents him from enjoying his sin.
--Salvador De Madariaga
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De-fault! The two sweetest words in the English language.
-- Homer Simpson
Deep Space Homer
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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.
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"You won't get away with this," said Cutwell. He thought for a bit and
added, "Well, you will probably get away with it, but you'll feel bad about
it on your deathbed and you'll wish -- "
He stopped talking.
-- Cutwell tries to reason with the Duke of Sto Helit
(Terry Pratchett, Mort)
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Loew's Qaddafi's Mann's Grauman's Chinese Theater
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Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all of the work and the fat guy in the suit
gets all the credit.
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