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26 of 127 (20%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2020 @ 9:23pm

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2020 @ 3:50am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2020 @ 3:51am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2020 @ 11:58pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2020 @ 12:50am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2020 @ 3:51am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2020 @ 9:24pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2020 @ 10:06pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2020 @ 4:40am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2020 @ 5:05am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2020 @ 9:32pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2020 @ 3:54am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2020 @ 3:54am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2020 @ 4:58am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2020 @ 9:24pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2020 @ 9:29pm

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2020 @ 4:31am

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2020 @ 4:48am

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2020 @ 4:54am

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2020 @ 4:45am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2020 @ 5:05am

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2020 @ 11:45pm

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2020 @ 9:42pm

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2020 @ 11:59pm

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2020 @ 12:22am

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2020 @ 11:42pm



Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

Don't Panic

srsly

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level

BFF

Lick a friend

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

Jörgen

Jörgen.

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

I am Bread

Are you bread?

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.