Once upon a time a little **** was out for a walk then he heard a voice, "Jerry The ****, you are the one of a million who have been chosen". said The **** God. "What who said that?" said Jerry the **** confused. "It's me The **** God, You've been chosen because you have the one true **** sword". Jerry gasped and looked at his rotten **** sword. "But how it's rotten and boring" he said sadly. "Hmm, yea I can fix that," said the **** god happily. Swooosh swaaassh and the sword became shiny and awesome. "Alrighty then, what now?" said Jerry the ****. "GO SLAY THE **** DRAGON, she is hiding in the cave of worm," said The **** God. "Nah," said Jerry and left.

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