President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
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Did I SELL OUT yet??
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It was possibly the most circumspect advance in the history of military
manoeuvres, right down at the bottom end of the scale that things like the
Charge of the Light Brigade are at the top of.
-- The City Watch takes action
(Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!)
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"Microwave oven? Whaddya mean, it's a microwave oven? I've been watching
Channel 4 on the thing for two weeks."
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[a fat Stewie is sitting on the porch]
Stewie: Damn you, ice cream, come to my mouth. How dare you disobey me! [to passersby]
Stewie: What are you looking at, you infantile stupid? That's right, damn you and such.
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Line Printer paper is strongest at the perforations.
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Sometimes, too long is too long.
- Joe Crowe
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