Herzlichen Glückwunsch,

mit dem Sprachkurs "Counter-Strike: Global Offensive" haben Sie bereits über 10 Stunden Ihr Russisch, Albanisch, Polnisch und Französisch verbessert. Hiermit bedanken wir uns für Ihren Kauf von unserem Sprachkurs. Außerdem hoffen wir sehr, dass sie sich das kostenpflichtige Add-On "Kurwa für Anfänger" zulegen.

Mit freundlichen Grüßen,
Ihr Valve-Team

Wir bedauern es sehr, Ihnen, als einem unserer besten Kunden mitteilen zu müssen,
dass die von Ihnen bestellte Gummipuppe, Model "Stumme Ursel 70+" (mit Krampfadernachbildung und extra Beinbehaarung) leider ♥♥♥♥♥ mehr lieferbar ist.

Die Produktion wurde leider Mangels Nachfrage eingestellt.

Die restliche Bestellung von 16 Analvibratoren, Gleitmittel, die DVD-Kollektionen "SHE-MALE´s" und "Opa - ♥♥♥♥♥ nur das Bein ist steif!" werden wir selbstverständlich zu Ihrer vollsten Zufriedenheit ausführen.

Mit freundlichen Grüßen,
Ihr Beate-Uhse-Team

In my 7+ Years McDonalds career i always worked hard and tried to make the best burgers. i personally believe that burgers have the power to change the world, you don't know it but when u eat a good burger your brain instantly starts bursting dopamine like crazy, the more you eat of a good burger the more you want more of it, after eating at least two burgers you'd already contracted ADDICTION to my burgers, now you are my burger minion, i can command you to do whatever i wish, my plan was to take over the world governments by creating a massive revolt with my burgers influence over people, but As of now at least, current workforce doesn't fit this principle. not to mention that my manger is being an A$$hat recently, and with that, McDonalds is unable/unwilling to make changes to fit that goal. so my plan is put on pause for the time being.

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and I want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and I am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.

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