apologies you died this time pup but no worries here be another cookie with some more vanilla milk :D:er_heart:

have a cookie of your choice and some vanilla milk for surviving :) enjoy it

+rep, wholesome. Also I have two corgi's of my own so a corgi profile pic gives you extra bonus points!

destroyed any chance of me having a happy and prosperous life -rep

HOT 🔥 Claudettes 👩🏾🦱 in YOUR AREA 🗺 are playing ⏯ DEAD BY DAYLIGHT! ☠️ Are YOU 👨🏻 hung 😏 like a HOOKED SURVIVOR 🎣 or is your ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 exhausted 🥵 from being DEAD HARD??? Share 🤝 with ONE friend 👩🏻 and NURSE 🏥 will click 🖱 your FLASHLIGHT 🔦 until your SPINE CHILL 🐈 activates. Share 🤝 with FIVE friends 👧🏻 and JANE ROMERO 💁🏻♀️ will suck 🌬 your SLIPPERY MEAT 🥩 in the killer shack 🔪🏠 Share with TEN friends 👨👩👦👦 and get POUNDED 🔨 by a red rank SWF 👨👩👧👦 and covered in MURKY REAGENT 💦 Better HURRY 🏃🏻 and BLOW 🌬 another survivors GEN 💡 before ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🐇 uses NOED 💀 (No One Escapes ♥♥♥♥ 🍆)!

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The Claire thing? Opal.

My girlfriend has chosen a nickname, out of nowhere, for my penis. She has chosen, for some god forsaken reason, to call it 'princess little piddles'. I have no idea where she got this name but it's not the most manly nickname, and honestly, I don't even have a nickname for it so why should she?? Every time she calls it by her nickname, I feel ashamed!

Am I the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for making her stop calling it that? Or should I just let her keep it up? I'm afraid this waking nightmare may never end.

UPDATE: I spoke with my girlfriend regarding this nickname fiasco. She informed me that it was not the princess that was little, it was the piddles that were little. That didn't make me feel much better tho.

I offered another nickname, per another user, "princess big and long piddles" but she said that was a mouthful. We compromised on allowing me to pick a nickname for her penis. Thanks everyone.

just funny is all

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bro that end game chat got me weeeeak

booba

Sorry I couldn't stay with you for that match my wifi decided I wasn't playing dbd for that match. Hope to play with you some more though!

+Rep Gave my Doctor a lapdance and earned hatch.

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out 😮😮😮😉 AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out 😱😱😱WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF 🐶🐶🐶 tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably licking face and everything in reach 😛😛😛 WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart 💘👼Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt 💓💗💞 ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum 🥁🥁🥁 milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets 🥛🐄🥛 BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ inhales from the gas tank ⛽⛽⛽ honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🍆🍆💦💦💦💦ohhhh my gooooodd~👷

that's my bad i'll make sure the killer doesn't tunnel me next time

pretty bad teamate

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thank you for that comment. made my day.

-rep told me my feet were too big for my shoes. I am offended I cant even breathe, my father was killed by a shoe in 1771 back in the day. I was away for the war but I came to see you brandishing the shoe. I'll never forgive you as long as I love. Also you kinda smell like a baka... Eren Jeager

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

im glad you think you know something, not gonna play a game against a nurse when someone dc's at 5 gens

+rep great teammate <3

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