oh, to be a young man again, frolicking in the summer's breeze without a care in the world. these days, the only breeze i get is from the rotating fan in my bedroom in the retirement home ha-ha. it was joyful playing my first game of "counter-strike" with you and the other fellows on our team. as abrasive as they may have been, they sure had a heck of a lot of character. i may be an old fart, but i still know good kids when i see them. you sure made an old mans day, and i hope someone will be as kind to you as you were to a strange old man today. if i were to give one piece of advice to my youthful self, it would be the following: study hard, but save time for the special parts of life. maybe one day youll look back on this message when youre old and gray and pass it forward to your own grandson. consider it a token of my appreciation for being so kind to me and my arthritic hands on the trigger of the gun (the clicking button on the mouse). i wish you luck in your future endeavours

Hi I want to exchange your cases for skins, if interested add me as a friend.

Alfie is dead and it is YOUR FAULT. I hope this is what you wanted...

I know you think I'm a dirtbag. No, worse than a dirtbag. I'm nothing more than a shrewed snivelling salamander deserving of a boot to the back. But please. I beg of you. Give me one more chance. I promise I can drink a whole cream soda without burping or farting or crying. I know I lost us regionals. Believe me, I can't seem to forget it. But I promise to you. I'll restore our honour next year or my name isn't Alfie "Dicktip" DuRobinson.

Hey dude it's been a while but I'm back in town!!! I'd love to catch up with a quick bite bro.