Own a waterpipe for base defense, since that's what Zenlabs intended. Four 10k hours start raiding me. "Bro I just put my house down" As I grab my wood armor and waterpipe. Blow a tuna can sized hole in the first raider he's downed on the spot.
Switch to my P250 on the second raider, it does zero damage because its loaded with HV. I have to resort to the bolty auto turret on the next floor loaded with incendiary ammo, "server dead lol" The incendiary bolty melts the two raiders, the sound and burning alert every grub in a 8 square radius.
Equip combat knife and charge the last terrified raider. He bleeds out on the floor waiting for his team as bleeding can only be stopped by bandages.
Just as Zenlabs intended.

He touched my pp once +rep

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