In a realm of peculiar interests, young Timmy stood out with his love for My Little Pony. While others played with action figures, Timmy proudly embraced the magic of friendship with Rainbow Dash by his side. His room became a shrine to pastel equines, bewildering his friends and even his mom. Unfazed, Timmy boldly declared, "Real men embrace the magic of friendship."

Facing judgment at school, Timmy persisted, sporting a My Little Pony backpack and sharing tales of friendship lessons. Slowly, his unwavering dedication began to influence his peers. Skepticism turned to curiosity, and the kids discovered that maybe friendship was a bit like magic after all.

In a world of raised eyebrows, Timmy and his pony pals taught a valuable lesson: Friendship knows no bounds, even if it involves a rainbow-maned pony and a boy who believes in the power of magic. And so, they all lived happily ever after, one friendship lesson at a time. The end.

I accidentally broke my penis. When I was ferociosly jerking to Charizard rule 34 at super speeds I hear a snap down at my crotch area and my ♥♥♥♥ looked like a flat tire, I ran to the hospital butt naked and the doctor told me to stop jerking off right now, the doctor put a cast on my ♥♥♥♥ and it was one of those soft ones, it made me ♥♥♥ in seconds 138 times at milliseconds. I was banned off the hospital for 77 years and the doctor is now my ♥♥♥♥ buddy, my penis is healed and now its NNN.

Recently I started listening to dwarf fortress music on a loop 24/7 even at night while I sleep. It has burned into my brain and the days have started to become a blur. Despite listening to it for over 100 hours already, I still can't remember how it sounds. There has not been a single second of silence for over a week. The sound of the music causes me to only sleep 1 hour per night, and my house has no windows. I haven't seen daylight for over a week. I haven't taken a breath of fresh air for over a week. Time has vanished from my life, darkness has taken it's place. Pain and pleasure are both just as forgettable, I have forgotten what the difference is between the two. Each second, minute, hour, or day is no different from the last. Everything that happens has the melancholy guitar of dwarf fortress playing in the background. Just as I can't remember how the music sounds, I'm beginning to f

Dutch Van Der Linde: welcome back to sauce er loss with the van der linde gange

ARTHER

show us yer hentai

Arthur Morgan: alright dutch lemme see what i can pull ouht

(a still image of Sadie Adler appears for a few seconds)

Javier Escuella: BIG TIDDIES

FAHT ASS

Micah Bell: no, no blue balls, lemme show ya what its all abaht

(an image of Sadie Adler porn appears for a few seconds, however it is cropped to hide the nudity. judging by the speech, she appears to be shown as a trap)

Dutch Van Der Linde: JEHSUS

MICAH IS THAT A TRAHP

Micah Bell: noh noh dutch im sorreh im sorreh i did naht know that it had a penis

Arthur Morgan: looks like micah’s gahy.

you know what we do to gays, boah

Micah Bell: oh no comeahn i’m not gahy i swear

(Arthur Morgan equips a Cattleman Revolver from his holster, and aims it at Micah Bell)

Arthur Morgan: yeh, we’ll see abaht that, micah

(transition to Micah, outside of the gay zone)

Micah Bell: NO NO NAHT THE GAY ZONE