哥哥带我玩动物派对好嘛

Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. I kept almost dying
ㅤ* Answering Machine: "Hi! I'm probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave a message. If I don't call back, it's you."
ㅤ* Why is it that in the US: If you take off all your clothes and walk down the street waving a machete and firing an Uzi, terrified citizens will phone the police and report: “There’s a ♥♥♥♥♥ person outside!”
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle!