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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
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Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
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Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
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Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
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Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
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Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
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Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
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C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
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OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
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It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
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Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
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Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
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I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
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Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
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OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
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Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
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Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
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Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
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Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
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Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
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I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
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Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
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Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
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Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
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Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
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And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
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Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
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Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
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Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
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Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
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Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
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GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
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Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
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Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
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40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
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CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
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Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
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Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
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Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
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It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
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Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
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Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
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Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
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Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
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Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
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I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
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I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
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Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
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Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
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Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
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Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
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I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
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It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
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It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
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FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
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I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
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A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
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Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
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Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
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One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
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There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
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SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
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Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
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Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
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John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
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Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
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You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
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Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
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GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
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Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
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Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
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Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
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Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
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My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
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Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
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Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
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Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
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Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
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PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
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Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
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Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
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Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
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Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
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Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
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BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
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Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
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You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
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I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
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