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10/10 because I got 100% completion it.

Lol campaign lasted like an hour and half not counting the break I took. It brought some interesting ideas lore wise but outside of that not much of substance for a campaign. Id say get it if you want:
-Stasis.
-Exotics.
-Access to raid and dungeons.
-Access to strikes.
-Exotic quests.

The real grind here is maxing out stasis. It will take multiple weeks to do so for each class.
Stasis as a whole was busted day 1 but its now sort of a shadow of what it was. Warlock is still good in stasis from what I've seen from others. Idk about how I feel for revenant though.

Edit: Side note this entire area is gonna be gone sooner or later. barely anyone does anything here aside from the raid and given the pattern, after nessus this is probably next to do.
Me personally I got it because I want hawk moon and dead mans tale and I am also running a meme samurai hunter build where I hit people with a sword without heavy ammo.Why because my hunter looks cool in the process. Real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but looks funny. so I wanted revenant for the aesthetic of it.

This games player base and hype dropped faster than my grandma.

Super unrealistic, 2nd monitor wont even turn on!

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I was lied to, back stabbed, and bamboozled. There was no nudity. My day is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable.

List of checks:
The ability to lookup the skirt of a minor ☑

Oh yeah its also a good game.

Go buy the game.

Played for around 500 hours on xbox and used to do casual speedruns. Got up to ng+7 SL 220 and beyond (Total of 13 new game cycles) Can easily recommend. Its my number video game of all time. Its gotten me through a lot of though times ironically enough considering how tough it was. it sort of taught me to get over a lot of ♥♥♥♥ in life and overcome them so I'm eternally grateful for it. Too bad I don't have a controller since the PC controls suck ass and I really wanted to try convergence. Only get it for PC if you have a controller or are willing to deal with the jank. Man I cant even imagine how 13 year old me even wanted to play the game and let alone go through the torture of beating it and then play through all of the other souls-borne games on an xbox one of all things but here we are years later still in love with the franchise. PS: hit me up if you know someone with a spare controller...

Maybe its just my fault, but with the overall reception for this game I was very hyped to give it a shot . I came in expecting a 3d action adventure game (Possibly open world) What I instead got at least with the hour I played for was a 2d side scroller and a top down bullet hole. I dislike these tropes very much and honestly Im a little annoyed because at time the top down perspective felt a bit non nonsensical to me. I'd recommend it anyone who are fine with those things as otherwise its an incredible masterpiece of a game (Granted with its issues especially if you don't have a controller or plan to not mod it) So for now I'm just gonna refund the game and revisit it later.

How to fry gpu:
>Be Me.
>Spend 2,000$ from human trafficking on pc.
>Get new rtx 30 series card in pc :0
>Load all games at max settings with 144 fps+
>Profit
>Be battlefield fan (First mistake)
>Download 2044 (Second blunder)
>Profit?
>70 fps on main menu
> 0_0
> Play match
>20 minute que time
> 0_0
> Load into match
> crash
> ♥♥♥♥
> Load into another match
> 20 fps on low settings.
> ;/
> Profit?

Overall absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Fried my gpu and had to get it replaced/10