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"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm taking punk totem pole carving."
♥ 🚙 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🎁 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 💃 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🌽
He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage -- he won't
encounter many rivals.
-- Georg Lichtenberg, "Aphorisms"
♥ 📘 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 💗 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🍆
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| Windows has detected that your penis is small |
| Is this true? |
| ______ ______ _____ |
| |Yes | |maybe | |Yes | |
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╠►Ocupatie : Culesul mentei.
╠►Stil De Joc : Dau si FUG
╠►Echipa : Ge doi
╠►Performanta : Joc la miros
╠►Rank : Global Belit
╠►Rezolutie : Full screen windowed sa stau pe facebook
╠►Video Card : Invidia
╠►Procesor: Pe baza de carbuni
╠►Mouse : Soarece China
╠►Tastatura : Carton desenat
╠►Casti : 2 capace si o sfoara
╠►Tinta : 4 linii care vin din sus,jos,stanga si dreapta
╠►Mouse Sensibilitate : 17.0 din consola
╠►Arme preferate : Swag-7
╠►Harti preferate : Dast trey
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