♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ player

After a good game of Dota 2, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months and became really good friends. Lots of laughs, lots of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around with silly builds and most importantly lots of true friendship.
I invited him to my house once for a LAN party. He said he was able to make it since he lived one town away, I was super excited.
When he arrived at my house, without hesitation he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I turned and punched this poes so hard he went into a coma. Turns out he was gay, don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trust this guy

You're So Funny Bro ... I literally died laughing from that joke. Your joke was so original and complex that the simpleminded might not even understand it. You know what, while I'm laughing at your hilarious joke, I want you to raise my kids and ♥♥♥♥ my wife. I'll probably be laughing for the next 22 years so I won't be able to take care of them. I ask you to pull out your 16-inch ♥♥♥♥ and insert it into my wife's tight vagina.

Also, you might want to start asking for other people's iq's before sharing this joke with them due to the fact that some people might not get it and get r/woooshed. You know what, I'm going to save this on every device I have to show your kids in the future why I'm not their father anymore.

Anyway, enough of me rambling. I'm going to sign the divorce papers so you can ♥♥♥♥ my wife asap and share your superior genes with my bloodline so i can also be somewhat a part of your great legacy.

Hope you had an awesome "bunny-full" weekend!

PS. Send me some left over choccies please

My friends are the weirdest, craziest people I know but I love you all. Happy Valentines Day!
PS. If you don't have a Valentine, send your choccies and gifts to me

[/i]“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.” – Joan Crawford[/i]