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Study shows

If you don't wanna go to work, or go to school today.

Just sh!t your pants,
sh!t your pants!

what are they gonna do? clean it for ya?>
I don't think so!

So if you don't wanna work, sh!t your pants and then go home, have a good day off!

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Study shows

If you listen to Deftones

You are a BADBOY!

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Did you know the difference between Neil Armstrong and the twin towers？


Well, Armstrong was the first man who walked on the moon.

And the twin towers were hit by air pla.....

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NASA warns !
Do not google Mami Mashiro 茉城真美（茉城まみ）

Do not see her Ins or watch any of her films!

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Manners Class 101
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Today we have a guest speaker, Bart Simpson to teach us some manners.

For example, whenever greeting someone, don't just say hi!.
Instead, say :" I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?"

When leaving, instead of saying simple words like goodbey!, you should run and yell :" So long, suckers!"

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It's another Friday!

As your mentor, I need to remind you that

You don't need fun to have alcohol!

And you surely don't need to be on Friday to get drunk!

Get Drunk 24/7!