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player tolol, temen pasang bom ga dicover. jembot.
-- Bosquet [on seeing the IBM 4341]
🤣
Real Programmers don't play tennis, or any other sport that requires
you to change clothes. Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers
wear their climbing boots to work in case a mountain should suddenly
spring up in the middle of the machine room.
🙂
Don't you wish that all the people who sincerely want to help you
could agree with each other?
😬
Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #25:
Q: You say you had three men punching at you, kicking you, raping you,
and you didn't scream?
A: No ma'am.
Q: Does that mean you consented?
A: No, ma'am. That means I was unconscious.
😷
Political history is far too criminal a subject to be a fit thing to
teach children.
-- W.H. Auden
😙
Croll's Query:
If tin whistles are made of tin, what are foghorns made of?
😴
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m92PdMvTUg8
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