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Player: You'll hand over the fighter chow now if you know what's good for you.

Ooka Dooker: What did you ookin say?

Player: I said, when i beat your brother black and blue, he dooked his pants and jumped away. Now give me the chow!

Ooka Dooker: Flip blookin dook-sniffer. You better take that back!

Player: Hey. Ooka, your ooker is showing. That's unsavory and not the least bit sanitary

Ooka Dooker: Ookin Dookin blookin flookin wikket!

Player: Your mom. (i couldnt control my laughter at this point)

Ooka Dooker: My mom? MY MOM! You wikket licking ooker!

Player: Ookin' wikket! walk away, just like your brother.

Ooka Dooker: You leave my brother out of this you, blickjikity dook-manker!

Player: You know what, Ooka? You have a dook for a head!

Ooka Dooker: My head? You'r a slicky headed dook-manker

Player: Slicky slapper! That's right, i said it. Slicky slapper

Ooka Dooker: Go mank a slicky, wicket. In fact, go mank two while one manks you from behind and the other manks your dooker.

Player: You've got quite the mouth on you, Oka. Maybe i should stuff it full of your blookin mank chow.

Ooka Dooker: Jeek on it. Jeek on this. You take that back, Dooker (insert race here)!

Player: You can mank my dook, Ooka. I'm taking the chow and there's nothing you can ookin do about it, wicket licker

Ooka Dooker: Mank you, man. MANK YOU.

Player: Blikkety slickety ook. This mank jeeked on my dook. Face! Now hand over the fighter chow.

After you click the last dialogue option he wil turn around and say the following:

You've out-hozened me, wicket-lover. Here, take the chow. You earned it.