I sexually Identify as a Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution IX. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring through corners with an amazing all-wheel drive system, shooting flames from my 3" HKS exhaust pipe while I'm at it. People say to me that a person being a road rally car is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a full 4G63 engine, a Garrett GT35R turbo and a full time all-wheel drive system with an Active Center Differential and Active Yaw Control on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Evo" and respect my right to launch and backfire needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a Evophobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.