After a good game of CSGO I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CSGO and most importantly true friendship. [ret]
I invited him to my house for a LAN party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life. [ret]
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg, and he tried to unbuckle my belt. I punched him and asked him to leave. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Amazing player holy cow. Thanks for the LEM carry