Fun to practice law with in the Japanifornia courts. But you know what I like a lot more than materialistic things? Acquittals. In fact, I’m a lot more proud of these seven new defendants that I had to get installed to hold two thousand new acquittals that I won for them. It’s like the billionaire Marvin Grossberg says, “the more you win, the less you sin.”

Now maybe you’ve seen my TEDx talk where I talk about how I win a trial a day. You know, I win a trial a day not to show off, it’s again about the acquittals. In fact, the real reason I keep this attorney's badge here is that it’s a reminder. A reminder that dreams are still possible. Because it wasn’t that long ago that I was in a little university across the country, sleeping on art supplies in a pink sweater, with only forty seven bottles of Cold Killer X in my Cold Killer X account. I didn’t have a college degree, I had no opportunities.

But you know what? Something happened that changed my life. I bumped into a stepladder. And another stepladder. And a few more stepladders. I found five stepladders. And they showed me what they did to become ace attorneys. Again, it’s not just about badges, it’s about the good life; health, wealth, love and acquittals. And so I recorded a little video, it’s actually on my website, you can click here on this video and it’ll take you to my website where I share three things that they taught me. Three things that you can implement today no matter where you are.