Fissma male daily grind:

2:00 - wake up

2:05 - eat breakfast (17 billion calories worth of uranium)

2:10 - go to work (nuclear power plant)

7:15 - arrive at work

8:00 - meltdown

9:00 - meltdown

10:00 - consume 9.4 metric tons of loam topsoil ( 2593 calories)

11:00 - meltdown

12:00 - jerk off

13:00 - meltdown

14:00 - 15 minute break for radiation check

14:15 - 29 times the lethal dose of radiation, new record, become the employee of the month

15:00 - thorium snack (500 million calories)

16:00 - go home

18:00 - sneeze at a house with solar panels on top, all inhabitants will die within a week.

21:15 - arrive at home

21:30 - point out inaccuracies in Netflix's Chernobyl

22:00 - go to sleep