Remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend and you came right as she touched your leg? It was me barry! I jerked you off at super speeds so it seemed like you nutted at just a woman's touch!

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Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and it caught my attention. your voice is really cute, too <3 I really wanted to tell you that :) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why, its a guy thing. honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly. I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on snapchat and discord we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx