Yo mama is so ugly when the devil saw her, he started praying.

I was walking down the street and I punched of a white guy and then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

your moma is so fat when she go to the cinema she sits next to everyone

A man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up, and the doctor tells him, "You need to stop masturbating." The man asks, "Why?" The doctor replies, "Because I'm trying to examine you"

Today i donated a watch , a phone and my wallet to a poor guy. You can't know the happiness I felt as I saw him put his knife back in his pocket.