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Don't take life so serious, son, it ain't nohow permanent.
-- Walt Kelly
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Early: "You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget,
this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the
most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?"
Simon: "What'd he do?"
Early: "Who?"
Simon: "The midget."
Early: "Arson. Little man loved fire."
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Never, ever lie to someone you love unless you're absolutely sure they'll
never find out the truth.
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Include me out.
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Not me, guy. I read the Bash man page each day like a Jehovah's Witness reads
the Bible. No wait, the Bash man page IS the bible. Excuse me...
-- More on confusing aliases, taken from comp.os.linux.misc
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Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while you're at it.
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